Graffiti Ghost

When someone who is taking a shit decides to Ghost their wax pen hit while doing so.

“Bro where have you been!”
“Dude I’m so baked, and I left Graffiti Ghost in your restroom …”

by TavariousJenkins August 11, 2025

Graffity

A combination of “Graffiti” and “Gravity”. Refers to graffiti that is done on the ground.

Dude, look at this graffity! Such an addition to this place!

Guys I’ve done graffity outside our house. It’s looking gorgeous!

Please stop doing graffity on the skatepark. It’s vandalism.

by Real words you may not know August 20, 2025

Graffiti Wall

An Australian Slang Word I made up that means a man with lots of Tattoos (which a Grafitti wall has lots of Art and Words on it, which tattoos have)

(Person 1) Look at that Junkie !!! He looks like a Huge Graffiti Wall!!! (Person 2) Don’t say that mate!!! He could kill us!!!

by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 4, 2025

Grafted Valor

Someone who has entered the military (or any other branch) just so they can brag about it online, they practically have joined the military to chase for either internet clout or just clout in general. There are other types of people that actually do it for the sake of financial gain while also believing they're immediately superior just for barely joining in the military.

To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.

Person: Dude that guy Francois keeps bragging to people over on gmod on how he's in the navy.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.

by Cemorolen December 14, 2025

Copy grafting

It's soap grafting for copywriters. In advertising, it's an art of attaching a new "low-on-content" copy with an old "high-on-content" one to fool the client that the copy has been reworked.

It took be just five minutes in copy grafting a brochure. Re-drafting it would have taken weeks!

by Jarjunk April 10, 2010

karaoke graffiti

karaoke: a form of entertainment, in which individual members of the public sing.

graffiti: a form of vandalism involving painted text or images in public places.

karaoke graffiti: a form of art, in which individual members of the public paint song lyrics in public places.

One graffiti artist sang a karaoke song, while painting the song lyrics in a mural. That artist created "karaoke graffiti."

by [e-mail] January 24, 2013

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014