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Gordon Bombay

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name
Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back
by Russtylerhommie September 2, 2011
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Punta Gorda

1: A city in Florida full of rich people (in Punta Gorda Isles), criminals (on Cooper street), whiners (city wide), and 30 mph speed limits (city wide). There aren't any stores in the city limits because the city counsel doesn't allow it. The hosptial offers good care on the first floor but sucks balls upstairs. The high school is a piece of crap known as Charlotte High School and can't move on after losing their "historic school" that was destroyed in Hurricane Charley and has the worst academic record in all of Charlotte County. Any teenager with brains gets his/her parents to sign the paper so they can attend cross river rival Port Charlotte High School in Murdock, Florida to get away from the weirdos at CHS.

2: Fat Point in Spainish
1: I live in Punta Gorda.
2: Punta Gorda, Florida is a punta gorda.
by The Muffin Man 2 June 6, 2009
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gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.
"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."
by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007
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Gordon Brown

When driving, you wave someone through with a smile when really you're swearing at them under your breath for not letting you pass.
That was a Gordon Brown!
by Labour lover May 5, 2010
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Gordonk

The Gordonk Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Gordonk
I Shot the Gordonk
Gordonk's Delight
by Bubb Rubb November 5, 2003
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Gordon

A guy who is pansexual and a drag queen.
Typically likes animes such as tokyo ghoul and seven deadly sins.
Jim: *points to another guy* he's a Gordon.
Paul: i know right?!?!?!?
The Gordon in question who speaks in a normal voice but uses ectreme hand jestures: damn right honey, i'm so queer i can't walk straight.
by Seventh_deadly_sin December 4, 2018
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gordita

A Spanish word for short fat woman.
Females who continue to eat McDonalds will soon become gorditas
by Sabre Z September 18, 2004
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