gonersurphilitus

when someone rubs their balls across your eye during t-bag position & infects your eye

ah bro you gave me gonersurphilitus from last night ..

by Dylnator January 14, 2018

Government cookie

Someone that sucks up to the government

youre a god damn government cookie

by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019

Government

The Illuminati.

"Fucking hell, the government has become synonymous to the Illuminati!

by TristenTheHuman May 22, 2019

Government

The devils spawn

The government is literally the worst organization in the world, but they control everything so 🤷 ♀️

by Mr. Steal Yo Girlllll June 21, 2019

Goderator

A goderator is an admin/mod in a Discord server where they do not follow the rules, because they clearly don't apply to them. They are the most corrupt person in a server who will ban you for disagreement.

Person 1: Dude, can you not just ban everyone for disagreeing with you?
Goderator: youre disrespecting a mod ?ban @person1

by Aparri7point0 May 19, 2020

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020

gjervig

someone who is very cute, sexy, pretty, beautiful and basically just the best person alive.

I wish I be like laura gjervig

by lauissmexy September 27, 2020