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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter
by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019
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gutters

the areas to the left and right of the balls, between the edge of scrotum and the inner thigh (not to be confused with 'taint')
It's way too hot outside; I need my gutters swept.
by Dickbag McGee September 12, 2006
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Gutterfuck

Totally worthless whore who annoys you to no end.
That bitch Candi wouldn't stop getting on my fucking nerves. What a gutterfuck!
by TLH June 21, 2005
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gutterslut

when the word bitch doesnt cut it anymore...a name given to some overweight married bitch that gets drunk at a kenny chesney concert in the slums of clevelandand gives dome to some teenage kid that is 7 years younger than she is in a room full of his friends after 4 hours of him telling her the most evil and insulting comments that would make any other person other than a gutterslut want to kill themselves or go running back to her unhappy marriage and two kids.
some gutter slut gave that kid dome after he told her how ugly and useless she was and how he was gonna make her suck his dick whether she liked it or not
by gino October 25, 2004
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Gutter-rat

A slutty hoodrat with no ambition in life, does not wish to better herself
" Yo, he's fucking that bitch? She got no dough, lives off welfare, has six kids with six baby daddies and will fuck any deerlick that tells her she's got a fat ass"

" I know. The bitch is a straight GUTTER-RAT"
by TheInfamousMissLillyMolynuex January 13, 2010
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gutter

Fat Dirty Stinking Tramp who lives in the sewers.
Your Gutter.
by Black Fairy 0987 February 23, 2017
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