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A Real Gentleman 

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
A Real Gentleman by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
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midnight gentleman 

A person of color whose ethnicity cannot be determined just by looking at them.
Wow, there sure are alot of midnight gentleman driving delivery trucks around here.

Pennsylvanian Gentleman 

While having protected sex. Right before you are about to bust a nut. Pull off the condom and slap her in the face with it and then bust your load on her face. Then proceed to walk away and say " I Bid You Adieu"
Tom was such a Pennsylvanian Gentleman to texas lastnight.

Colfax Gentleman 

When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.
Colfax Gentleman by Daredick November 5, 2018

Classy Gentleman's Handkerchief

Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.
Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,

The Gentleman 

While doing a woman doggie style one hand is used to pull her hair, the other is used to insert your thumb into her anal cavity.
The Gentleman by The Lenny January 1, 2007

Virginia Gentleman 

When a drunk friend asks for a glass of water while being extremely intoxicated and you hand them a glass of vodka.
Lisa was puking her guts out and Stevie kindly gave her a Virginia Gentleman.