Genital heartbeat

Refers to the pelvic floor contracting when the penis undergoes stimulation, the contracting movement results in the said term.

Janice : I'm not gonna stop edging you
Ian : Janica, wait! Its twitching!
Janice : What's twitching?
Ian : My dick! Argh, it sounds like my heart beating
Janice : Genital heartbeat!

by ref_urband September 30, 2024

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Gebitterbald

Wanneer iemand naar de baas stapt om te klagen over gedrag dat hij of zij zelf voortdurend vertoont, en daar ondertussen ook nog eens over liegt.

“Ze ging weer melden dat ik mijn uren niet uitdeed en te vaak weg was.
Terwijl ze zelf de hele dag rondhangt, een half uur gaat roken of twee uur gaat sporten, en daarna blijft ontkennen.
We zijn weer goed gebitterbald.”

by Sjemale February 8, 2026

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Gebitterbald

When someone goes to the boss to complain about behavior they constantly do themselves, while also lying about it.

“She went to report that I never clock out and that I’m away too often.
Meanwhile she hangs around all day, disappears for a 30-minute smoke break or a two-hour gym session, and then denies everything.
We’ve been gebitterbald again.”

by Sjemale February 9, 2026

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Genitempo

A small bird with white and beige plumage, usually wearing a vintage denim chambray shirt. Genitempos primarily eat organic, eschew highly processed foods, and spend much of their time preening and gathering small colorful stones for their partners. Frequently traveling in pairs, they mate for life and often take on the characteristics of their partner after cohabitating for short periods of time.

Susan used to rock red mini skirts and tube tops, but now she's paired up with a Genitempo and all they do is forage for old Levi's at the vintage market every weekend.

by MaryMWebster March 20, 2026

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