MaryMWebster's definitions
A small bird with white and beige plumage, usually wearing a vintage denim chambray shirt. Genitempos primarily eat organic, eschew highly processed foods, and spend much of their time preening and gathering small colorful stones for their partners. Frequently traveling in pairs, they mate for life and often take on the characteristics of their partner after cohabitating for short periods of time.
Susan used to rock red mini skirts and tube tops, but now she's paired up with a Genitempo and all they do is forage for old Levi's at the vintage market every weekend.
by MaryMWebster March 20, 2026
Get the Genitempo mug.