Zelf

A zelf is an annoying kids toy that no one likes

Jocelyn: I LOVE ZELFS
Other kids: Lol that girl is annoying

by barbaralee June 5, 2018

Je weet zelf (jwz)

It means “je weet zelf” (Dutch) aka “you know it yourself”

Dutch: je weet zelf (JWZ) wat ik bedoel
English: you know it yourself (YKIY) what I mean

by Mynamedoesntreallymattertoyou May 21, 2018

Super ZelFrog

This noun is believed to be derived from legend. None know it's true origin, however it is used in a variety of ways. It is also fabled to have once been a lost or omitted mythical creature.

1. A random phrase, typically used to disregard someone when you don't feel like answering.
2. A substitute for a swear word.
3. Used for randomly blurting out in a specifically funny or unexpected situation or time in conversation. A good tool for breaking the ice and/or making yourself look like an idiot.

1. Joe : " hey Bill, did you see that-"
Bill : " SUPER ZELFROG!" (then walks away)

2. (stubs toe)"SUPER ZELFROG!!!! That hurt!"

3.(Awkward elevator talk)
Joe :So, did you see the game yesterday?
Bill :yeah.
Joe :cool.
Bill :hey, guess what?
Joe :what?
Bill : SUPER ZELFROG!!!

by SCAM918 July 25, 2010

Zelfino

To projectile a thick, steaming, 2-month-old load of jizz which ripping a monstrous fart and shitting your pants

Damn, I can't wait to get home and Zelfino everywhere!
What the hell, bro. You just Zelfinoed in my hair!

by RoddyFucker February 9, 2022

zelfea

The very best person in the world! She is young and talented! She is the best at everything. She loves competition. She is usually best paired with those who are named Mitchel.

Zelfea is going to steal your boyfriend and get away with it because she's amazing.

by Evan Minister May 17, 2017

zelfmoord plegen

kill yourself in dutch

zelfmoord plegen!

by globalwtf January 19, 2021

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

by Faswari August 12, 2021