by Dictionarypages May 16, 2015
The act of receiving oral while wearing any item of swag (small wreath, holly, seasonal coniferous decor, etc.)
Once the tree was decorated to a jolly perfection, the spiked nog started to kick in and next thing you know she was gag-swagging my candy cane like one sexy ass elf.
by Dr. Dijon December 17, 2019
When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
by luvsbunnies August 24, 2021
by Discoverygirl February 28, 2019
A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.
"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
by CoffeeMoogle October 06, 2014
by CarbonFLARE__ October 14, 2019
Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009