fruit salad 

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

fruit salad by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

fruit cake 

one who is an annoying faggot

eric u're a fruit cake!

fruit cake by SiR Gro March 1, 2005

Fruit Looping 

When two dudes touch assholes.

I totally caught Paul and Steve fruit looping last night. It was weird.

Fruit Looping by Fruitlooper March 1, 2011

Fruit Roll Up 

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

Fruit Roll Up by DaddieDoWerk December 3, 2015

fruit booter 

a boot made from fruit skins, a fruit boot isnt complete with out all the colors of the rainbow with enfasys on the color purple, most comonly used by homosexuals to match with there clothen, in the 1990´s the fruit booters added wheels so the gay parede walk will tire and damage less the feet

hey, lets go put on our new fruitboots and go to the skate park to look for some hooties

fruit booter by put your name here October 2, 2003

Fruit Cake 

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.

1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.

Fruit Cake by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008

Fruit Punch

If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.

Last night I was fucking my woman, when she had her period. I knew just what to do. FRUIT PUNCH!

Fruit Punch by CHODE_MASTA_X July 26, 2003