Frotdog

rubbing/holding/masturbating a penis and a hotdog together for sexual pleasure. it is performed by a single penis-haver when they have no other penis to frot with.

the warmth of the hotdog mimics that of another penis, granting stimulation down the full length of the shaft.

some prefer frotting to ordinary jerking off, however not everyone has a friend or sexual partner to engage in frotting, therefore the frotdog was invented

I felt lonely so I heated up a frank and started to frotdog

by bngwtr May 12, 2025

Frosted Oreo

A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.

"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"

by anonymous August 24, 2025

Frosted Racks

When you cum on her boobs

yeah i gave the ole lady frosted racks last night

by Skippy69420 October 6, 2025

Frosted Alligator

When you cum on someone, then they proceed to roll around like an alligator

I can’t wait to frosted alligator on my in laws bed

by Mr pant October 31, 2025

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Marble Frosted

(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost

"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II

by rcodefish July 18, 2009

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016