Don Fritzer

A very quick shower after a long day , especially when friends are waiting for you.

Just got home, have to take a Don Fritzer then I will be there.

by Juan Mayor May 6, 2025

shumonito frite

someone is crazy or dumb

bob doesn’t know what 1+1 is he’s a real shumonito frite

by shimunito frite December 24, 2025

Satan's fitte

A norwegian swear word meaning satan's pussy

Fy Faens satan's fitte

by Islendingen02 March 17, 2017

Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.

Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025