Devil’s Flute

Another word for a recorder, the woodwind instrument learned by 3rd-6th graders

Parent:What did you learn at school today
Child: I learned how to play the recorder
Parent: ah, the devil’s flute

by The_HungrySaiyan January 4, 2020

Tok en flåten

Hvis du unnlater å invitere folk til en fest eller arrangement som det normalt ville vært naturlig å invitere

Han tok en flåten og inviterte ikke sin beste venn i 30-årsdagen sin

by Ktg001 October 26, 2020

Jesus’ Skin Flute

My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.

Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.

Preston: alright man lemme wake up

Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.

by Swampass February 21, 2021

Fayte

Fayte is the most extraordinary person on earth. She is my best friend in the entire world! Fayte is really nice but if you make her mad she can get real salty. One time my bestie cheated on me with my boyfriend (now ex) and she kept telling her she was gonna snap her neck!!! Fayte is also incredibly popular and beautiful! She gets all the boys and I'm over here still looking for a man... Anyways the point is fayte is AMAZINGGG!!(im not lesbian)

Guy : Shes hot who is she
Me: you don't wanna mess with her
Fayte: Who the fxck is this
Guy: oh shxt I'm outta here

by uglybishkat56902 July 2, 2019

Tooty Flute

Comical name for the clarinet. Specifically describes the way the instrument is played.

'Ben plays the Tooty Flute.'
'Yep, he sure does.

by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

Mind Flute

The mind flute is the ability to add the comforting tune of a good flute to any song you might be happen to be around with your mind, without even the need of a flute or the ability to play the flute at all. This unique power also give you the power to teach random children how to sing and play the guitar.

This power is best exhibited by "Maria" from the musical "The sound of music". This particular example of the mind flute is best portrayed in the 1961 Australian production of the musical. This musical shows a single example of the Mind Flute though Maria who obviously exerts this power.

{Person 1}:
However will we get someone in time to play flute at out concert?

{Person 2}:
Don't worry! I can use Mind Flute we are fine.

{Person 1}:
OH! why didn't you say so!

by Gamee March 8, 2009

The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!

Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!

by MommyBeater August 4, 2019