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Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.
by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022
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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
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flute

the flute mainly used by weird kids in middle school and high school if you use a flute idk what wrong with you
people who use flutes are gay
by Mushi <3 September 7, 2021
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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025
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Flute boys

A group of kids in marching band that decided to be the frat boys but we gave them a wack ass nick name
“AYO WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS FLUTE SECTION” “the Frat boys” “the flute boys ?”
by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021
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Electrified Chicken Flute

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.
by Ayeezybones September 17, 2019
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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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