Flute

A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.

That Flute is bound to go to hell.

by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

flute tat

Snitch/ Coward

You’re friend couldn’t take his charge he became a flute tat

by TbRius December 21, 2019

Snorkel-flute

The act of poking holes in one's snorkel.

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.

by Menderah February 21, 2009

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016