Flapfest

A party of only girls or where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

Antonym: sausage fest.

Jessica: Last night was a real flapfest.
Samantha: Where was all the dick at?

by Big Will E September 11, 2010

The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."

Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"

by @42mccollum10 February 5, 2014

Hand Flap

When you are about to go down on a girl and you start flapping her vagina lips with your hands. Hence, a HAND flap.

Boy: "Are you ready for this babygirl?"

Girl: "What.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Boy: "I'm hand flapping you babe."

by Maaashaa February 8, 2015

flagpole

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.

Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets

oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!

by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005

swag flap

A new tutting move for the beginners that involves making a circle with the thumb and index finger while keeping the remaining fingers straight. Do this with both hands and then continue to flap your arms in the air like you just don't care.

Oh my gosh, that guy over there has some mad swag flap skills.

by Swagflappin like a boss November 29, 2009

poon flap

poon meaning pussy and flap meaning....flap

her poon flaps are so big, u could use them for a blanket.

by lisa moon May 16, 2006

flap fiddler

Aa flap fiddler is someone who enjoys fingering girls, i.e. fiddling with her fanny flaps. Usually used to describe a lesbian but can be used to describe a man too

Girl 1: Did u no that jessica is a flap fiddler?

Girl 2: Yeah she told me that she fingered brooke last night.

by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 6, 2006