Fat Friday

Definition- Fat Friday, also commonly referred to as 'Greeday', is the last Friday of the month where one can simply binge on any food one desires. Fat Friday is set aside for those who maintain healthy bodyweight on normal days and not for the continuously gluttonous or obese.

Comrad: Friendo, why you be eating so much today?

Winston: Cousin its Fat Friday you know. Gotta let loose.

by TommyTheCat91 May 29, 2014

Fat Ernie

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.

Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.

by Jams gram June 19, 2017

fat dyke

A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat

Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke

by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013

fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

by Harley February 5, 2004

fat sack

a large baggie of marijuana

I am just sitting here chillin' with a fat sack looking for someone to party with

by Lucyyfur June 21, 2005