Lead farmer

1) one who farms for lead

2) a total bad ass that goes around and plants lead into peoples bodies usually with a gun in the hopes that something will grow from their bodies like an erection
Guy- eat lead mother!
*pow pow*
on looker- shit thats one bad ass lead farmer...
by FUZzYYzZUF June 13, 2009
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gold farmer

Common in MMORPGs, it's someone who relentlessly spams for gold or items and usually can't speak a full English sentence. See chinese gold farmer
{1:General}{Huajinyao} Culd sumone plz spare 5g lol cry!11!!!!!

^^^ That is a Gold Farmer
by P. Noland July 19, 2005
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twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.
"You are such a twat farmer."
by Timmy G May 11, 2006
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penis farmer

A woman who is pregnant with a male child
After the ultrasound revealed that she was a penis farmer, Anne and Jim started to think about names for their son.
by mataura November 01, 2010
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farmer john

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.
My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.
by Vesuvious June 16, 2009
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Farmers Tan

When one is outside and wearing, say a t-shirt
then there arms tan, and the rest of they're upper body is more white
most farmers you see, will have a farmers tan
by d33d$$ June 16, 2007
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shit farmer

A person lacking any redeeming qualities, or exemplifying poor qualities.
Hitler was a total shit farmer.
by rowdyskins August 16, 2007
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