Best girlfriend ever

jsar

Dude A: have you met jsar yet??
Dude B: yeah!! She’s the best girlfriend ever!

by Txkyo May 2, 2020

EverTrue

1:descriptive term, used to describe a person who is faithful and self sacrificing, even so far to allow an extra-relational affair; but at the same time will remain faithful to that person. 2: a description for a person on a righteous and honest path giving a wholehearted effort to remain upon it, wavering little and having true conviction.

Bridget knew about my affair, yet she is, and always will be, Evertrue I think and this brings me great joy, because now, I can say the same.

by Phillip Crom July 6, 2007

recent events

A euphemism for an event that may cause discomfort to members of the audience if named directly, like the September 11, 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center in New York, or the Virginia Tech Campus Shootings of 2007.

"In light of recent events, campus safety and security have become the
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...

by Situ Tian July 16, 2007

Five-ever

It's like forever...but longer.

I haven't seen her in like five-ever.

by AmorHart November 18, 2015

Worst Shower Ever!!

Phrase used at band camp by the sole timpani player after having a bad shower experience.

Worst Shower Ever!!

First it was cold,

Then it was colder,

Then it was SCALDING!!

by Joaquina Six Pack January 10, 2009

what ever rubs your buddha

and expression intended mean what ever makes some one happy even if you don't under stand it.

i love anal.

hey, what ever rubs your buddha.

see: whatever floats your boat

by ralfyrules April 11, 2007

Event Horizon

The definition of a shit that is so large in mass that it rises over the water in the toilet bowl. To do so one must shit so that there is a solid base under the water level.

"I just saw an Event Horizon!"
"What? The movie?"
"No! In my toilet!"

by de Cruz June 17, 2007