by A wierd anime fan January 15, 2022
Get the Eva luitersmug. the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
Get the Evamug. by felsis February 22, 2018
Get the Evamug. by Johnmmil May 15, 2019
Get the eva miljkovicmug. A great Beautiful angel with gorgeous brow eyes and a smile with glee. The most beautiful brown hair and has charm to everyone. Gets perfects grades and never gets in trouble. However she has a dark side and knows how to party and have fun. But be careful when you meet an Eva Dillard because she is great at mind tricks and never lets you know what she is thinking and is very protective over those she loves, so have fun she is not a bad person but be carful, her words are like knives.
by Cupcakesandcars1232 December 1, 2017
Get the eva dillardmug. Eva is a self absorbed brat will always talk about you behind your back and betrays you.She is so mean and is such a pick me.she so annoying and everyone hates her.her friends talk behing her back but they are still obsessed with her.
evas minion 1:omg I hate Eva so much she is always insulting us. evaminion2:same shes so annoying.btw were still going to buy gift s for her party right?
by anonia June 5, 2024
Get the evamug. 