Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019

ego fnaf sr

Ego fnaf sr is very swagger (that is true)

A:ego fnaf sr is swagger
B(ego):thank :bruj:

by abx23 April 14, 2021

plat ego

kainewall12098

kainewall12098 has plat ego

by xxfigewarxx April 10, 2023

Zanvaay's Ego

Yea, the ego of that kid is bigger than the bad games of roblox.

Zanvaay's Ego : He always posts SHIT.

by HidingBLOX March 01, 2017

Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 January 01, 2023

elder ego

When an older person refuses advice from a younger individual, and they inevitably fail because of it.

Clint had ELDER EGO when he refused my advice while moving. And we couldn’t fit everything into the moving van.

by MRHOLLEN September 04, 2019

Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 12, 2025