California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat

i just California eggrolled my dag

by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 8, 2020

The Edger

The Edger is a poltergeist who is mainly seen roaming suburban areas of the United States. He is a tall skinny male with nothing but a leaf over his asshole. He is mainly seen hiding in bushes or near corners edging his cock. Unlike his cousin The Jacker, he is mainly a friendly ghost but DO NOT make eye contact with him or approach him. The more he feeds off of you the stronger he gets.

Friend 1: “I just seen The Edger behind the highschool… he was stroking the tip of his cock”
Friend 2: “Whatever you do don’t look at him or he will make you finish him…”

by The needer November 21, 2021

two-egged

ok, so y’all know fraternal twins. well two-egged is the same but it’s been translated from german to english (zweieiig) which means two-egged

Simone: What is the non identical twin thing called?
Valentina: two-egged?!

by val23_<3 March 7, 2022

Ass Edger

A person who performs the act of edging on a rim/ass area

That Sean is such an ass edger playing with rim

by Mulsmally March 14, 2022

Fort Eggroll

A national united states relic located in Flanders New Jersey

I went to fort eggroll for delicious egg rolls

by Fort Eggroll Lover April 8, 2022

Rotten eggrole

A sexually transmitted infection when you have sex with a passed around Asian cuisine chef. It causes your penis to rot off resembling a rotten egg-roll.

I put my rotten eggrole next to a real eggrole and my girlfriend couldn’t even tell a difference when she chowed down on it!

by Soxtynine4life May 20, 2023

Kaitlyn egerton

She’s very short

Kaitlyn Egerton is short

by hotmomsonmypp69 September 20, 2023