by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Richard_47 May 2, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is my huggable life size teddy bear and my rainbow who can make any day better. He's always there for me whenever I need him and tries to help me as best as he can. With him it's always laughter and smiles because just being with him can make everything seem right even if the day was gloomy. Words can't express how thankful I am to have him in my life, he's so adorable and cute in everything he does. However, he will deny his cuteness so here is some evidence: I find him irresistible when we cuddle, when he makes the puppy noises, when he doesn't speak english, when he sings, when he plays his guitar that helps me sleep, when we hold hands, when he stalls, and basically everything about him. And the way he cares and worries melts my heart because I never thought anyone would be as sweet as he is. Nothing compares to what I feel when we hug or when I just get lost in his bright eyes because he means the world to me. I might not know much about love but I do know that in my eyes he's everything I could ever wish for, he's all that I need to feel safe and happy. So Dylan just know that I love you very much and that no one will replace you in my heart or thoughts.💙🐻
by OneLostStar May 19, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by Nightwater4729 March 6, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. He is an ark server owner who’s probably a rapist on the side who work at car manufacturers company and like to fuck fat bitches Dylan is a scary man
by Fatdaddjew August 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by Copperbeard September 29, 2010
Get the Dylanizemug.