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Dreamsexual

Dreamsexual is a sexuality which is dumb.
Son: Dad, i'm dreamsexual
Dad: Motherfuc-
Dreamsexual by anonymous November 12, 2023

Dreamsexual

they dont exist
a Dreamsexual is usually a 8 year old that identify as Dreamsexual bc there dumb af

its so stupid af
shoutout to my girl BridgetheDork for saying facts
im Dreamsexual Mom
no your not son shut the fuck up
im banning you from all devices until you go to middle school
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dreamsexual by TakoTheMemer November 12, 2023

Dreamsexual

An abomination, coming from the pits of hell.

Otherwise, a disgrace who was meant to be aborted.

Dreamsexual definition: A person who's so obsessed with the American YouTuber Dream, who is known primarily for creating Minecraft content, to the point when they are sexually attracted to him.
Child: "Father, I have to confess something.."
Father: "Oh? And what might that be?"
Child: "I-.. I'm dreamsexual!"
Father: "I gotta confess something too."
Child: "W-what is it?.."
Father: "You're getting disowned."

Dreamsexual

The hemorrhoid on the ass end of the LGBTQI+ community
Symptoms of Dreamsexuality include
- Spending 23h/day on Twitter
- An impulse to cancel people and drive that person to suicide
- An unwanted love of Dream
Person 1: I decided to finally come out as Dreamsexual
Person 2: Ok, can I call someone quick
Person 1: Better not call a nasty Dreamphobe
Person 2: "Hello National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, Yeah it's me again so i'll need your employee of the month"
Person 1: wHaT ARe u DOIng I fuCKIng H8 yyU
Person 2: then good
Dreamsexual by painfullllll November 22, 2023

Dreamsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction during dreams
Person 1: "I'm dreamsexual, the actual one"

Person 2: "Cool, so no attraction when you're awake?"

Person 1: "Yup"
Dreamsexual by IWantToTravel December 4, 2023

Dreamsexual

The valid version: An asexuality where you only feel sexual attraction in your dreams.

The unvalid version: Sexual attraction towards the Minecraft Youtube Dream. Anyone who identifies as this is braindead.
Guy 1 - I identify as dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The minecraft youtuber?
Guy 1 - No
Guy 2 - Cool bro you're valid

Guy 1 - I identify as Dreamsexual
Guy 2 - The Minecraft Youtuber?
Guy 1 - Yeah
Guy 2 - Never talk to me again you social reject
Dreamsexual by ssplashingttwo March 30, 2024