douchebag 9000

a total douchebag, to the point where its extreme and unaccaptable

person 1 "wow, addie is such a douchebag 9000"

person 2 "i know! she just wont leave everyone alone"

by tee2dahee July 18, 2009

douchebaggotry

the douchey doings of douches

The Bush Administration will forever be remembered for its douchebaggotry.

by TJizzle September 15, 2007

Skyrim Douchebag

An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.

A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:

Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.

Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now

Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.

Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.

by dick knome November 27, 2011

Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above

Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.

by kkmay93 September 15, 2009

Huge Douchebag

Anybody who wear baseball caps and has really shitty facial hair. Often listens to Garth Brooks and wears cut-offs and cowboy boots, even to a funeral. Chews tobacco and doesn't know how to read very well.

CJ, you are a huge douchebag.

by blumpkinben January 18, 2016

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD)

A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.

Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Douchebagging

The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.

"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."

"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"

by Kryzer May 7, 2007