whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.

"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"

by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

goot donkey

Frat language for party hard

who's down to goot donkey, turd nuggets?

by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove

He/She’s got that chonky donkey

by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022

Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010