Divonte

The classic type of negro. Has one of the worlds wonders. A ginormous head, and tends to like long walks to the gas station, hot Cheetos, cakes, cheeks, that lewinski, and finally...he'd like to know if you prefer it tucked in or out?

Divonte : damn that girl gots some cakes!

CAKES!

by NegrodamusThe13th June 23, 2013

Desk Diving

Diving under a co-workers desk in order to partake in various carnal acts.

"Melanie and I started out with a very professional meeting to discuss this quarter's earnings. But, she looked so damn hot, I ended up desk diving her."

by mvernon February 4, 2009

Ducking and diving

Living by your wits

See Wide Boy for an example of someone who is expert and ducking and diving.

by Angus Brut June 29, 2010

divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

Divine DG Cannon

An ex-administrator of www.GameFAQS.com 's message board system, but banned for not concealing administrator account.

by Jeff Veasey September 14, 2003

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 23, 2005

Divinite

An epic, cool pro who may get things wrong but is still right.

Look at that Divinite, she's so pro!

by D00G December 25, 2012