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dildo pill

by jayjade May 30, 2014
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dildo wacker

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker
by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017
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swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
by Imudz October 6, 2016
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dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.
Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.
by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016
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sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo
My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it
by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016
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Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"
by Kumduff May 31, 2016
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Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it
Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014
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