Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.

I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

john deere 7460

A black person who picks cotton

Jamal is a brand new John Deere 7460

by Shrimper112233 September 2, 2021

Red Deer

The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.

My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.

by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 9, 2023

mmm my deer sexi pics

Standard phrase of an Indian, to tell girls that they like them.

girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"

by halalbe September 27, 2017

deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

by Jane October 8, 2003

Deer Lake

A town in Newfoundland. It has the highest rate of obesity in the province.

If I go to Deer Lake, I'll watch out for fat people.

by DanielJones October 23, 2012