Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

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Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect

We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

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Carribean Cruise

Recieving oral sex while smoking a zoot.

'How about a Carribean Cruise....'

by sneapdogg October 22, 2012

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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

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Bouj Cruise

When your boujee habits start leaking into your everyday routines.

Boujee Girl: I don’t want to take a shower at that gym, it’s not nearly as nice as Sky’s.
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?

by TX2420OK May 28, 2018

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on a cruise

A slang term meaning to stare at or admire Tom Cruise's sunglasses featured in movies like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). It reflects an appreciation for his stylish sunglasses.

I was totally on a cruise during the movie "American Made" (2017), just focused on Tom Cruise's sunglasses instead of the plot of the movie!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025

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