A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

Crow

Basil

Kaputu (crow) kaak kaak kaak ... basil basil basil

by Gotagohome April 22, 2022

Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.

"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."

by Keyser_Sose May 25, 2013

Crow feeder

An executioner or assassin. Someone who kills for another.

"Stay away from that blood, he's a crow feeder, the cartel's best sniper."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

crows

what u people watch

I was people watching the crows

by thatonepinterestgirl February 4, 2025

Evan Crowe

Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo

Evan Crowe is so cool.

by Celebsonurban October 30, 2021

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011