shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up 

SHUT UPPPPPP

JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up by anonymous October 9, 2021

Ass Crispy 

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

Ass Crispy by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

Extra Crispy

Something so good, so hot, so amazing, it can only be described in two words: extra crispy

Person 1: Yo dawg that shirt you got is hella crazy!

Person 2: Fuck dat man, its extra crispy

Extra Crispy by Vitamin V April 2, 2010

stay crispy 

To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.

1. Hey Mike, I like what you are doing, stay crispy!

2. I'll catch you guys later, stay crispy!

stay crispy by the original hot carl August 19, 2009

monica crispy 

A weird light skin girl. But it’s a good weird. She really likes hot cheetos

Man why are you eating so many hot Cheetos your acting like a Monica crispy

monica crispy by Beyonceslastnameisknowles May 28, 2018

Jesus Crispy 

N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.

"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."

Jesus Crispy by dirte13 April 27, 2006

Wicked Crispy 

Awesome, cool, bitchin'

Aren't my shoes Wicked Crispy Blaise?

Wicked Crispy by sarah February 29, 2004