Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

Crispy

Super white, kinda sheltered.

The date was ok, but she was super crispy.

by gingerdelux May 14, 2014

Crispy

Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.

That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.

by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020

Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream

Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage

by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025

crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 15, 2020