Crissette

The past tense of Croissant.
When you have eaten the Croissant.

Friend: My Crissette I had for breakfast yesterday was really good!
Me: I kno right mine 2!

by Christian Grant and Erica Cobbs November 18, 2007

Midweek Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.

"Hey did you get to see Midweek Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"

by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

Midriff Crisis

Any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. She may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she's twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). She is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.

Barb: "I was at the mall yesterday and saw Karen shopping at Urban Outfitters. What the hell is she thinking?"

Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

midwife crisis

A state of anxiety triggered by finding oneself in the process of giving birth

"Oh my God- I'm having a midwife crisis!"

by 321 barbie March 13, 2012

crisishness

n., minor inconvenience or annoyance at the last moment

No matter how much we prepare, there is always going to be some crisishness.

by atchafalya June 13, 2010

Crisis Overkill

Becoming insensitive to the gravity of a crisis, because there are just too many of them.

Person A: "We are in the middle of an economic crisis, and now Wikileaks made me realise we're also in a freedom of information crisis!"
Person B: "I can't really bother, I'm suffering from Crisis Overkill"

by coonecone January 18, 2011

crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.

Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.

by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015