Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.

That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!

Car Crash Post by ..wil February 24, 2009

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Smash My Crash Bash

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.

Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!

Smash My Crash Bash by Westy Testy October 17, 2005

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balls deep crash

The kind of crash that you can't get out of. The more you struggle the worse it gets. You can't see what is going on, the keyboard and mouse seem to be doing nothing, and when you reboot you might notice you deleted several things off the desktop.

*Playing Max Payne 3*
*Sudden freeze*
*Slamming on keyboard and mouse*
*Screaming and crying about lost progress*
DAMNIT I AM IN A BALLS DEEP CRASH

balls deep crash by lakecityransom returns July 9, 2012

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