by Kmqq April 21, 2023
by Elizabeth Tudor May 30, 2006
by paul of death November 23, 2003
by Paparoachbro April 18, 2021
A magazine cover with a beautiful woman on the cover that you would like to fuck but you can't because its just a photo.
" Look at this magazine with this beautiful woman on the cover. wouldn't you like to fuck her? But you can't because it's just a photo. and she lives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away. And if you did meet her she wouldn't let you touch her with a ten foot pole. But you can buy our magazine, thats almost as good".
Shit!!
" Look at this magazine with this beautiful woman on the cover. wouldn't you like to fuck her? But you can't because it's just a photo. and she lives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away. And if you did meet her she wouldn't let you touch her with a ten foot pole. But you can buy our magazine, thats almost as good".
Shit!!
This see this you can't have it cover hurts.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009
A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.
"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."
by jram October 15, 2006
"How's Amy." "Not good I gave her a New York City man hole cover last night, she's not walking right "
by Bizzle5shizzle October 19, 2016