coreoner

An investigator who tries to determine what person ate a particular apple, based on da discarded center of said fruit.

If you want to maximize your tummy-filling enjoyment of a Red Delicious or Macintosh, using a paring knife to cut said fruit in quarters and carefully trim out da stem, seeds, and center-fins --- rather than just messily chomping away most of da apple's edible part --- is da way to accomplish this; it also largely foils a coreoner who might be looking for tooth-marks and other distinctive evidence in da tossed remains.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

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cogosity

Plain, simple common sense; the ability to spot actions as they happen and the corresponding results, with some understanding certain activities now can have outcomes later; the good sense to take precautions to avoid unwanted consequences before proceeding to wreak havoc.

Widely used across east Africa, popular in the Kenyan diaspora found across the East Midlands Region, UK

Auntie: 'That young man will pay heavily unless he starts using johnnies during jiggyjiggy.
Uncle: 'Spot on my dear, he has zero cogosity.

by Oscar Hammerstein November 1, 2021

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Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

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