clypto

a person who has a clypto disorder- in which the person fears social interactions, making decisions, and has a spastic colon

a friend of mine is a clypto and barely ever leaves her room, except to run to the bathroom.

by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006

clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

Turd Clippers

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"

by Budaploud July 8, 2009

Clapped out

Broken down

Person:*sees a blown up car or some shit
Person: yo that’s clapped out

by Dr.peepeeMD December 1, 2020

Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.

Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable

by kMurg November 22, 2010

clipped

When a mad person is not happy with you he will take you out

I was slagging this girl and it turns out her father is mad. He is going to have me clipped

by Jonny Sheridan December 20, 2013

Clappin

Can refer to someone being killed or can refer to someone having nasty hardcore sex thus making a hard thumping noise which can resemble someone clapping their hands.

Like some clap on lights in this bitch
I'm a be clapping all night in this bitch
--Lil Wayne(Got Money)

by clapper416 November 2, 2008