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Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state
Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night
by Yupcharva May 22, 2018
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Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.
I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis
by Social Burdens November 8, 2018
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chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
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Cosby Chronic

The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.

Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
by Papawoot July 21, 2012
mugGet the Cosby Chronicmug.

Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"
by TheRealBowman November 21, 2022
mugGet the Chronicmug.

chronic

the dankest kush of all even dr. dre thinks so thats why he named his album the "Chronic" shit that shits so good it makes you chronic pain go away got to try some vato
" Yo home boy you got try some of this chronic my doctor prescribed this shit to me my muthafuckin back pains gone now g, this shit it magic."
by loco Armenian 777 November 20, 2018
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Chronic BS

Chronic Bitchianism Syndrome
the popular and growing disease which comes 4rm the mindset that a girl has to be rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool".
It is a communicable disease, treatment unknown...
Girl A: omg! its cardi b! she's my IDOL!
Girl B:*drags friend away 4rm tv so she wont contact chronic BS*
by Avaloniagirl September 1, 2021
mugGet the Chronic BSmug.

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