chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

Chronic

A term for high quality cannabis sativa

"Cannabis sativa... Or in the heart of LA known as the chronic... not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost 6 million dollars, man" - from Dr. Dre's album "the Chronic"

by Chron Mastah Curt April 15, 2010

Chronic Derp Syndrome

W
hen you derp repeatitively with increasing severity, you are diagnosed with Chronic Derp Syndrome

DOOD that grape has chronic derp syndrome. he just keeps taking lessons from Towely

by da skittles master November 4, 2011

chronic

Natural product grown in "houses" for medicinal purposes. Usually associated with a nickle and a bag.Good for Cataracts, and can be bought in poor and wealthy neighborhoods. So hot, 5 Ohh wants it. Also associated with the feeling of getting high, but no FDA report to prove it.

Did you see all that chronic in that movie Half Baked?

Damn, Dave Chapelle somkes more chronic than Snopp Dogg; look at his eyes.

You're under arrest for possession of Chronic.

It's puff then pass, not puff puff puff then pass the chronic bitch.

by born from Black Skeet July 29, 2008

Chronic smoker

1. Someone who smoke's buddha.
2. Someone who smokes buddha chronicly."

1. "Are you a chronic smoker? Keen for a grill?"
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."

by Diego September 5, 2003

chronic

California herb. Dank ia a term used to describe good chronic, not to describe bad chronic. Sometimes people say dank instead of chronic

Damn that shit was some dank!!!! I'm blown........

You got herb? Is it dank, or some dirt?

by Loc- O [bk] June 22, 2004

Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006