A term usually used for calling someone scum,or a cheating dirt bag. Persons who are usually called this term, tend to date "pan" faced crazy girls, and sit at home and watch youtube videos alone. They tend to be manipulate, ugly, with red hair, and tons of freckles. They are usually skinny,and have no muscle mas. Karma is always against Chris's, and they get in icy car accidents, and for some reason cheat death, just like how they cheat on everything else.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.
If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.
by his.worst.nightmare. August 18, 2008
1. Steals thier friends drinks
2. Gets mortal will not admit it
3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
2. Gets mortal will not admit it
3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
1. 'Who stole my drink, who pulled a chris'
2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'
3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'
3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
by Amie! February 03, 2008
Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD
by FUCK YAH ;D August 07, 2011
selfish cheap hateful mooching lying brokeass cuntfuck fatso who gives stinkin' origami homemade RINGs. HAHAHA OMFG. Get real bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Chris coked that skeeze up then screwed the fucking hell out of her!!!!!"
Is she pregnant?
No.
Wonder why.
Is she pregnant?
No.
Wonder why.
by *her musband* March 18, 2009
A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl
by ram123 March 18, 2009
by coolguy5 August 08, 2011
Fuck off of a Chris
a Chris can fuck you up for life
Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up
one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris
If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of.
"Salmon Diss"
Get outta ma' face
You big disgrace
You acting all tough
but you're just a cheeto puff
now go back to eat your own
Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned
Bitch, no one messes with me
Now go ahead and let me be
If you decided to stay
Then you are gonna pay
Now lets go ahead and end this diss
before I make you piss
from all this kickass abyss
said by a very badass roastin' Chris
and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
a Chris can fuck you up for life
Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up
one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris
If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of.
"Salmon Diss"
Get outta ma' face
You big disgrace
You acting all tough
but you're just a cheeto puff
now go back to eat your own
Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned
Bitch, no one messes with me
Now go ahead and let me be
If you decided to stay
Then you are gonna pay
Now lets go ahead and end this diss
before I make you piss
from all this kickass abyss
said by a very badass roastin' Chris
and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
by XxChrisFollower69xX May 16, 2018