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Chris

1. Steals thier friends drinks

2. Gets mortal will not admit it

3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding!'
1. 'Who stole my drink, who pulled a chris'

2. a. 'Are you chrissed'
b. 'No, im totally sober'

3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING!'
b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
by Amie! January 11, 2009
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD
by FUCK YAH ;D August 6, 2011
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

selfish cheap hateful mooching lying brokeass cuntfuck fatso who gives stinkin' origami homemade RINGs. HAHAHA OMFG. Get real bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Chris coked that skeeze up then screwed the fucking hell out of her!!!!!"

Is she pregnant?

No.

Wonder why.
by *her musband* March 18, 2009
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl
OMG! Is that a lizard!? Oh, wait, its just Chris
by ram123 March 18, 2009
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a person who cannot hold his liquor.
by coolguy5 August 8, 2011
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A man that is very Honest. And would never tell a lie. Some say he is a backstabber. But its more like hell give you a Backstabber... Scratch that Single Leg High Knee. Master Robert Perry Jernigan Jr. also wants him.
Hey look it's a Chris Marshall. Look out here comes the Single Leg High Knee. And I can smell Robert Perry in the distance coming for him.
by Jack Ford (From Worthing) December 4, 2013
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

by Joe5432179 April 29, 2016
mugGet the Chrismug.

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