Chili Chute 

A childish term for anus or colon area. The "Chili" is referenced to a loose stool bowel movement that looks like freshly cooked chili.

My girlfriend and I went out last night and had Indian food. This morning when I woke up my chili chute was like a faucet!

Chili Chute by Captain Leroy Jones March 30, 2011

Alabama Chili Pocket 

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.

"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."

Alabama Chili Pocket by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013

deep chili

After a week long session of nonstop anal sex, the anus becomes a vat of blood, pus, ripped organs, cum, human fecal matter, and a bit of shreks onion quench. There is no treatment for this type of anal, and in most cases, it results in fatality.

deep chili

deep chili by Professor shrek December 15, 2013

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich 

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich by Grum May 24, 2006

I'm chillin 

Relaxing, Hanging Out, Doing Nothing

"What are you doing?"
"I'm chillin"

I'm chillin by KellyAndOne March 12, 2014

texas chili dog 

When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.

I gave Wanda a texas chili dog then she realized how much of a dirty slut she was.

texas chili dog by eric ornelaas June 21, 2006

chili dog 

When a girl shits on a guys dick then he stick's it in her ass the shit is the chili the dick is the dog and the ass is the bun!

Keirsten gave Chad a chili dog last night and he gave her a creampie afterwards!

chili dog by SlopNChop June 2, 2016