Church

When one rams his two hands in the shape of someone praying up someone else's Gluteus Maximus.

Person 1: *distraction* Hey, how are you?
Victim: I'm good, you?
Person 2: *churches*
Victim: Oh my God you were inside of my rectum!

by Jilliam Whon November 1, 2016

Presbyterian Church

The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West

"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker

by Koriand'r August 3, 2005

Churchwell tarquin

A backstabbing crappy magician who claims to have trained David Blaine

Tarquin Churchwell of MAGIC V1 on Filetopia
Username: Whodini

by Tarquin Churchwell December 16, 2004

Church

A group of people, called and chosen by Jesus Christ to be a representation of him in the earth. This word is often mistaken to mean the building or facility in which people meet to talk about God.

And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. Colossians 1:18, NIV.

by Julie J June 11, 2006

Churchin'

Churchin' is the process of flirting with multiple girls at the same time. Often occurs in the context of a church retreat or mission trip. Similar to Cakin' it, but with multiple parters.

(Michael walks in surrounded by a group of three girls.)

"Daaaamn Michael, stop churchin'!"

by Vitullo April 3, 2009

god church

A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church

by Not You And Not Them Either June 17, 2017

charchee

A smelly oldman who likes looking at little children. In her swimming pool, full of horses.
Like cellar gangbangs with bryony.
HAS FETISH FOR HAIR AND GRAPETIZER.
May eat people whilst theyre still alive.

Bryony- "Cellar gang tonight?"
Charchee- "TOTALLY. I'll bring the grapetizer after i put the horses to sleep in the pool..."

by cellargangbangers January 26, 2009