Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.

Man you you’re acting like a cage man

by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021

Cages

Cages is Kgs, not kegs, not kilograms, but cages.

Gym lad 1: How many "cages" do you bench?

Gym lad 2: round 80 "cages".

by Asce March 9, 2021

booby cage

A “boob” is a dumb person. Someone that goes through life unsuspecting of things. A “booby trap” is a trap that is so obviously a trap that only a boob would get caught in it. Sometimes a prison is also referred to as a “booby trap” because those in there were not smart enough to stay out of it.

My friend got thrown in the booby cage. The dumbass should have known the cops were watching that house for illicit drug dealing.

by Yukon pete May 5, 2018

shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

oh my cage

it's can also stand as omc. it's is the equivalent of oh my god to cageists (members of cageism religion of Nick Cage)

oh my cage. I can't believe how God like Nick Cage is. I worship him.

by therealmemequeen May 30, 2016

rim cage

A device or apparatus worn by an individual to protect their anus.

Amy was tired of Ben fingering her ass, so she wore a rim cage on their date.

by George Washington1 June 11, 2016

its caged

It's a wrap .. You're done

its caged I'm going to beat the shit out of you

by Jaxx1998 December 30, 2015