butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

Butthole~Bulimic

The act of taking laxitives for weight loss; shitting (in liquid form) everything you eat.

"Dude, I'm worried about Robertson! I think he is butthole~bulimic"
"All he does is drink water and go to the shitter, and today I heard him crying in there!"
"seriously, making weight isn't that important"

by Clayton Coomer October 10, 2008

Butthole Bottle

The act of giving a girl anal then pull out and blowing over it so it sounds like when you blow over a bottle (works when the ridge of the asshole is wet)

Last night i gave a girl a Butthole Bottle

by XstreemAssassin May 30, 2009

butthole diggory

When one lover takes a spoon and digs out the anus of another lover, so as to clean it out prior to the entry of the penis.

John performs butthole diggory on his lover before penetrating his anal cavity.

by B. Digger March 29, 2010

butthole whipped

"Pussy whipped" for the gay community. When one is a slave to their partner or former partner and will do anything they ask.

Clay: Where's Jared?
Jon: Helping his ex move.
Clay: Man, he is so butthole whipped.

by ClayUD May 26, 2010

Butthole Bonanza

A bunch of men having sex with a single butthole regardless of male or female.

We were having a butthole bonanza over here the other night.

by Forsheezlevindeezle August 24, 2011

square butthole

When someone gets fisted so much their butthole turns into a square shape.

Becky: OMG! Did you hear about Johnny?
Stacey: No, what happened?
Becky: He got pounded so hard last night he now has square butthole.

Stacey: Wow.

by Dinotastic March 12, 2017