Ocean of Butter

An overweight girl with enormous thighs. A condition that may have been achieved from eating hundreds of sticks of butter.

Have you seen Nicole lately? She's an Ocean of Butter.

by Ninja Queen July 30, 2009

Buttering the Cat

In the disability rights community: attempting to help someone without asking if they need help, or in a way that is not actually helpful (and indeed may be harmful to the disabled person or to others).

Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.

"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"

"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"

by philhellenike December 22, 2021

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

fuck butter

Fuck butter is the creamy substance found concentrated at the base of the penis, dripping down the scrotum, on the lips of the vagina and always all over the sheets. Primarily, this is "churned" pussy juice that has been scraped from the cock each time it is plunged into the depths.

Fuck butter can sometimes be pink or streaked with pink if the vagina was injured during sex or if the female is ragging.

Also, fuck butter can be green. This is a sign of one fuct up piece of meat, either on the male or female side of the equation. Seek medical attention ASAP!

My wife LOVES to use her tongue to clean fuck butter my bawl sac.

by anonymous December 13, 2004

Butter Rock

Cocaine in the purest of its form. It is called butter rock because it looks yellowis and flaky
In the places it's made they call it Pasta Bruta.

I got a fresh key of butter rock the other day and the fiends kept coming back daily

by Carisma1005 January 20, 2009

butter cake

Only the greatest cake in the world! Found only in Philly. This cake is thin, gooey, deliciousness that tastes like 90% pure butter. Posers who try to make this cake are wack it has no comparison!

Yo that butter cake from philly was fantastic!

by granny5 August 5, 2008

gnar butter

A snowboarding term referring to a large amount of snow, typically while its falling.

Its puking gnar butter on the mountains right now; there's almost three feet of fresh!!

by snowbase December 8, 2009