Sperm Burn

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010

tug burn

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.

Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!

by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008

burning and itching

my pussy be burning & itching 🥵🥵🥵

your coochie be burning and itching 🗿😋

by lovelypeachesfanlol January 4, 2019

Thong Burn

When a thong leaves a burn, or rash in ur butt crack.

Your butt crack burns from your thong

by Loryn July 1, 2005

burn out

Some one who smokes so much pot that they become constantly slow and dumb

God damnint Ben! Your such a burn out!!

by Zach B. May 6, 2003

laptop burn

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops

after chris had a harcore chat session with his friends on his laptop he had major laptop burn.

by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007

burn party

end of the school year bonfire in which you throw all school related items i.e. papers, tests, notebooks, etc.

Lisa: This year is over. I never want to see any of these papers again.
Jack: Me neither. Burn party this weekend? We'll throw it all into the fire.

by beeslice June 2, 2008