Buffet Squad

When you go to a Party without a date you are a part of the Buffet Squad

Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad

by MEEEEE!!!111 June 9, 2017

Buffer

A sexual understanding between people who would like a relationship but haven't yet found the right person. Said people are generally attracted to one another but do not see a future together. The point of a buffer is to fulfill sexual needs and to avoid sleeping with a potential love interest too soon.

Melvin became Ashley's buffer after her breakup until she was ready for another relationship.

by beau désastre October 15, 2017

Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!

I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.

by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018

Buffer-ring

That stupid ring you get when something loads. It doesn’t tell any information on how long left to load and because of this, everyone hates it

Person 1: Oh My God, just downloaded PubG and got a stupid buffer-ring

Person 2: ugh, IKR, those things are the worst

by A_whiny_bitch February 24, 2018

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018

Bufferpal

That one friend who sort of acts as a barrier/shield between you and a dickwad whom you don't like and a fight/arguement could always ensue if your bufferpal leaves or isn't there.

Bro#1: Sup hommy! I didn't know you knew Tim?
Bro#2: Yeah he's actually my bufferpal

Bro#1: Oh I figured, man he's really cool.

by The Slicker December 30, 2018

Buffete

A Buffete (pronounced buff - eh - t) means pertaining/relating/medicating to a flock of chars. A buffete is not changed if a cashier or a mediumist is added. If the buffete contains 1 yart or more than 50% non chars it becomes tainted and is now changed to a flock containing a char.

Person 1: Did you see that buffete walk by?!?!?

Person 2: ya the name and the chars involved made me so hungry I tried to get a taste.

Person 1: Lets just say the hog went for a swim and got a taste.

Person 2: *laughs* so what are you doing later tonight?

Person 1: My dongle is coming to town so Im just gonna hide under my roof

Person 2: your Whaaaaat????

Person 1: and a just daded a whoopie poo

Person. 2: A dog is just a regular woof cat

by Detectivechar January 19, 2019