Bonda

Offensive term, Simular to nerd or douche. Also used to stereotype people simular to words like geek and jock.

Rory: You know that James kid?
Tom: Yeah try and avoid him if you can, he's a total bonda.

by tommunism August 30, 2009

Bondage geared slave

It is when your slave become horny and start disobeying you just for you to whip his ass while he wears bondage

KSI WAS HORNY AFTER WATCHING SOME GAY MIDGET PORN SO HE WENT TO JOSH AND START DISOBEYING HIM AND THEN DAADY JOSH BECAME MAD AND TIED KSI TO A ROPE AND A COLLAR SO JJ WAS A BONDAGE GEARED SLAVE AND JOSH WAS WHIPING HIS ASS IT MADE KSI SCREAMING: OH YEAAH WHIP ME HARDER DADDY JUST LIKE YOU DID TO MY ANCESTORS

by Kebab Shawarma May 12, 2016

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.

barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.

by Adrian August 9, 2007

james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.

Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!

by J-Dizz December 28, 2005

James Bond

A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.

I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.

James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.

by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007

Barry Bonds

An individual that can "hit it" with chicks (hit it meaning sex), but only after an injestion of drugs (viagra, etc).

All bet your dads a totall Barry Bonds!

by Carter B. October 18, 2007