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daytime boyfriend

This is a very sad but common occurrence among guys who try to treat women with respect. Females with insecurities in their intelligence, appearance, sexual ability, etc. need constant praise and reassurance. Daytime boyfriend's fill this need by showering these soulless leeches with the praise necessary for them to make it through the day. This praise is usually genuine, but its affect is in vain, as the cavernous void which are these females just grows larger. These well-meaning men never actually date the girls. The tramps are very adept at leading them along enough to continue the praise and adoration of their worshiper, without any actual reciprocation (sexual, or otherwise). Thus, the men are boyfriends during the day, hearing all the inane problems of these women and helping them cope with their gnawing lack of self-worth, and at night go home with their dick in their hand.
The only real cure is from a change in the male's behavior, seeing as how these exploitative females see nothing wrong with their platonic relationship. He must let his nuts drop and cease being a total bitch. A creative way to ruin this girl to any infatuated guy is to picture her wincing in the pain of constipation, and then letting loose a fudge dragon. You are welcome. (Note: This has been learned from experience.)
If you can't think of an example from the above definition, you are or will soon be a daytime boyfriend.
by CockontheWalk December 22, 2007
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ex boyfriend

a stupid fuck who must die at my hands, so to speak
I'm gonna kill my ex boyfriend if I ever see him again
by Thoushallspeakdaggerz April 18, 2006
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boyfriendly

boyfriendly, n. a relationship with a boy characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than boyfriends; the person with whom you are (in the beginning stages of) having a low-key non-exclusive relationship that is primarily sexual but also involves cuddling and very simple (often cliche) romantic gestures

(pl. boyfriendlys; cf. girlfriendly)

cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon
Even though we aren't quite friends, I went with John to a movie. So he isn't just my fuck buddy, but I won't introduce him to my parents, so he isn't quite my boyfriend. I guess you'd call him my boyfriendly.
by DougB September 26, 2006
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Boyfriend bomb

A maneuver in which a girl inserts a statement about her boyfriend to let any would-be suitors that she is already taken. In some cases it is used by single women who want to let a guy know that she isn't interested. Despite the violent name of this act, also called the boyfriend drop, and the pain it may cause for the male recipient, the boyfriend bomb is actually an act of kindness in either case. The girl is simply trying to show that she is taken or not interested, before the guy asks her out and makes an ass of himself.
As soon as I could tell he wasn't just being friendly, I hinted to him that I had a boyfriend so that he wouldn't get his hopes up.

That guy at the bar seemed really nice, he just wasn't my type, so I lied and dropped the boyfriend bomb as to not hurt his feelings.
by dananars May 6, 2009
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ex-boyfriend

ex-boyfriend was walking down the street one day humming a song to himself. "BOOM!" Gets hit by a bus. Somewhere in the world she gets a really big smile on her face :)
by tombonesarvharm September 3, 2009
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Pseudo-Boyfriend

the term used to define a person you or a friend is dating but have not put any labels on.
Ex."who's that guy Jane's making out with?"

"oh thats her Pseudo-boyfriend Chris"
by Jessiye January 11, 2008
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boyfriend

a guy who you can call your own. some one who is there for you while being your best friend and someone you can call your loved one. The guy who's arms feels like your sanctuary and who he calls you his world, his love, his baby/babe. a guy who shares the pain with you because he doesn't want you to go through it alone. A guy who you love and care for.
HAPPY: Stefan, i am sooo happy that you are my boyfriend, i love you soooo much. *mchua!!
by HAPPYbingnatural July 18, 2005
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