Book wanker -
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
A person who spunks their pants while presenting lore from books they’ve read (half read) when engaged in conversation with people who talk about a tv show/film they’ve watched that neither asked for nor care about the tedious facts they are being lambasted with.
Me - “In Game of thrones I can’t remember wolf wifey’s name”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
Book wanker - “Red hair, Sansa?”
Me - “no, her mum”
Book wanker - “fish wifey?”
Me - “no, Neds wife. The starks. They’re dire wolves no?”
Book wanker - “actually she’s a Tully, their emblem is a fish. I know this because I read the books”
Me - “ you’re a book wanker”
by Ghostraininmofo May 14, 2019
Get the book wankermug. When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
Get the Book Bonermug. An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
Get the Mathematic’s booksmug. by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017
Get the Book turtlemug. A type of socially debilitating guilt experienced only by English Literature students when performing tasks that either intentionally or unavoidably prevent them from reading.
by adnium November 18, 2009
Get the Book Guiltmug. stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...
by the real mr t. January 13, 2009
Get the stalk bookingmug. When you want buy a book but you can't (yet) because of various reasons — it's either too expensive, you already have a copy but this one has a really pretty book cover, or you haven't finished reading the last one you bought.
by Mermaidemoiselle December 4, 2013
Get the book lustmug.