Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.

"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"

by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011

Blurple

When a girl is sucking on your nipple while giving you a handjob.

Damn Melanie! That blurple made me cum faster than the Flash on his way to saving a family from a burning building.

by Shaba el que te Cochaba June 27, 2018

blurf

blog-surf

"what have you been doing all day?"
"gawker, boing boing, perez hilton, you know..."
"you spent all day blurfing!?!"

by aleksg October 2, 2008

Blurf

To expel air from the penis.

Similar to a fart or queef.

person 1: dude what's that smell
person 2: sorry i just blurfed
person 1: oh that's hot

by DangerCloud March 22, 2011

Blurple

The color blurple is used to describe a male of African descent. It is when their skin is so black that it's blue.

Man, did you check out that nigger Billy Rueben ? That niggers skin color is blurple !

by hawke4me October 9, 2017

Blurp

A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.

I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.

by MaxSwell May 27, 2007

Blurry

Noun- The act of a man receiving oral sex while outside during blizzard/snowfall.

"I went to Alaska and got my first Blurry from an Eskimo chick."

by KB 5 August 5, 2012