Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

Mikeulous Bloombergus

A name for a terrible politician, especially one who spends too much money in advertisements

Wow, Trump is a Mikeulous Bloombergus!

by RyanOfRed March 10, 2020

west bloomfield

somer:set
chal:dean
lulu:lemon
cass:lake
b:dubs
orchard:lake
daddy’s:money
she:nandoah

ew look shes a chaldean hoe from west bloomfield

by urmomdotco October 14, 2021

David Bloomer

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

blogmail

Taking posts from a personal blog that provide extensive personal updates and placing the text in an email to infer that the author took the time to send a lengthy email to the recipient.

I enjoy receiving Wren's blogmail but its more like reading the news than an email from my friend.

by Goof Pro March 8, 2010

Bloempot

A can with flowers in dutch

Die bloempot is echt lekker! - That bloempot taste delicious!

by Sergei Blyat May 24, 2018

blomegranate

Similar to blumpkin, a blomegranate is the act of providing fellatio to someone passing a kidney stone.

Me: Oh god, I'm in so much pain from this kidney stone.
M'lady: Well maybe I could give you a blomegranate to help cancel out the pain with pleasure, and then I'll suck that kidney stone right up.

Me: Wow, babe! That'd be fantastic!

by covian June 5, 2020